posted on February 2nd, 2011, 7:29 am
Dear Elim,
As the 2nd place LOOZER of your tournament
, I would very much like for you to
donate my 10 Euro winnings to the Fleet Operations staff . Considering that the tournament was based on their righteous mod I might as well pass along my victorious earnings.
However ...
I'd like for just one moment to brainstorm on what Boggz could buy for 10 Euro ($12.28) as of 2011 ....
1. 1280 Penny-candies
2. Whatever a hooker will give for 10 Euro
.
3. Batteries (prolly several month's worth) for Boggz's wireless optical mouse.
4. Dozens of packages of tissues to help Boggz dry his tears after loozing to Clint in the Tourney
.
5. A $10 pre-paid phone card to call Butterbread and tell him that he's too nice to be a real German
6. Enough stamps to mail Myles Wolfers a package with a robotic duck inside to take the place of 90% of his posts. Example
HERE.
7. 6 bottles of Charles Shaw brand Merlot from Trader Joe's here in America. $2 bottles of wine that so often get Boggz drunk while he plays Fleetops. However ... adding in 9.75% California Sales tax might reduce the net bottles of wine down to 5 .... damnit .... Picture of that
HERE.
8. A pizza to be delivered to Yandonman's house in the San Fransisco Bay Area at 3 in the morning.
9. A pay-off to Tok'ra to continue making threads and posts that Dom has to move/split
.
10. Several small people to beat up Mal as an be seen
HERE.
P.S.: Making fun of those different than you is NOT funny ...
And, lest we forget ....
I'd pay $12.8 dollars to reveal to you all the secret Federation Warpin stuff that has been hidden-
UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[align=center]With Love ...
BEHOLD![/align]
Happy Flopsing,
Luv,
Bugglez