Romulan Ale... how can I make it practically?

posted on August 21st, 2010, 9:39 pm

Is there a way how to make Romulan Ale without having to buy expensive equipment? In another forum I keep on talking about drinking Romulan Ale for enjoyment and now I am starting to crave some. Can someone help?

posted on August 21st, 2010, 9:58 pm

dse it even exist in the real universe

[Tyler]

posted on August 21st, 2010, 10:06 pm

Last edited by Tyler on August 21st, 2010, 10:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yes, you can make it with several real-life drinks. The recipe is around on the Internet.

Like this page, for example.

posted on August 21st, 2010, 10:40 pm

fair enuf i want some now

posted on August 22nd, 2010, 12:15 am

Yes, you can make it with several real-life drinks. The recipe is around on the Internet.

Like this page, for example.

Did you actually look at the ingredients, no wonder it's illegal! Two or 3 of those and I'll be dead!

posted on August 22nd, 2010, 1:34 pm

Off topic but couldn't resist.

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. (Oh, that Santraginean seawater. Oh, those Santraginean fish!)
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (It must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. (In memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.)
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. (Redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones.)
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. (Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.)
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

posted on August 22nd, 2010, 2:21 pm

Awesome Loki

posted on August 22nd, 2010, 8:55 pm

Not quite Romulan Ale, but definitely more potent.

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 8:55 am

Absinthe and food colouring (or any blue drink) should have a similar effect too ;-)

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 4:29 pm

Acohol-poisoning sense tingeling... !

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 4:34 pm

@ loki

err.... it seems nice however I want to not have to sign a waver to drink it. Plus I would like to make some for friends as well, friends I wouldn't want to kill from poisoning. I think I'd go with the first recipe since I know that you can live after your first drink for sure.

However.... you forgot something in your chemical concoction of yours. You forgot that you have to pour it in a thermite coated glass and then light it before serving.

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 4:34 pm

You'd think klingons would be more likely than romulans to have a drink which can make you go blind.

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 4:37 pm

They probably made the stuff to fight Klingons... though Klingons seem to do a good job of getting pissed beyond recognision on their own stuff.

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 8:43 pm

Nothing beats Bloodwine.

posted on August 23rd, 2010, 9:10 pm

Nothing beats Bloodwine.

or prune juice, the warrior's drink!