Uther Jokes

posted on July 26th, 2004, 7:30 pm

a man walks in to a bar with a dog.

the bar keep: yells no dont alowed.

the man: says this dog is speshal it can tolk.

bar keep: sher it can.

the man: lisan man terns to the dog and says whats the beast ball player ever?

the dog: roth!

bar keep: that funy naw get out.

the man: whate man terns to dog and says whats on top of this bilding?

the dog: froof!

bar keep: is this a joke i am not lafing

the man: one more chace he asked he dog what covers trees?

the dog: bark!

bar keep: thows the mman out and says dont come back

the dog: what an ass hole gess.

[KL0K]

posted on July 26th, 2004, 8:02 pm

Last edited by KL0K on July 26th, 2004, 8:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.

lol what about this

posted on July 26th, 2004, 8:31 pm

haw duss a sicaligest chage a ite bolb he cant the lite bolb has to wont to chage.


i know i know its an old joke

posted on July 26th, 2004, 9:36 pm

How many monkeys does i take to screw in a lightbulb?

3, 1 to screw it in and 2 to throw feces at each other

posted on July 27th, 2004, 12:27 am

hope u enjoy this picture as well as i did

posted on July 27th, 2004, 2:25 am

i all wase like good bush bashing it makes me fell beter than relaty hits from looking in my wolet and mekes me hate him more lol.

posted on July 27th, 2004, 6:40 am

Thats funny but you really don't wanna bring politics in here.

posted on July 27th, 2004, 12:53 pm

thay can help to. lol

[KL0K]

posted on July 27th, 2004, 2:09 pm

Last edited by KL0K on July 27th, 2004, 2:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.

okay no politics in here

posted on July 27th, 2004, 2:43 pm

Seen it but that IS the female brain, always with the headaches...

posted on July 27th, 2004, 10:25 pm

KL0K thats a sexist picher. not likeing it.

posted on July 28th, 2004, 3:41 am

heres one i did not like maby you well.

a man in a bmw sees 3 old men eating grass. pulls over and asks whay are you eating grass. one old man we are hungry nuthing elss to eat. so the man says come with me. one old man says can i bring my kids. the uther says me to so the man sher thares a nuff room for all of you. so thay all get in the car and drive to his big home. when he got home his wife asked how are all thes pepal the man says thare the lond servis.

got eany uther "good" jokes ?