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posted on April 2nd, 2010, 12:41 am

CHUCK NORRIS

lets just do a little quoting here

a defiant ramming a cube would be like throwing a pea against a brick wall.

a galaxy ramming a cube would be like chuck norris throwing a punch against a planet. (you decide which will win depending on how much you love chuck norris)

That planet won't be orbiting the same for a long time...

Anyway i guess i will only be playing klingon from now on...

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 12:42 am

There are other races besides the federation in Fleet Operations?

If Dominus is really Mal, then it must be quite a sight to see them play against each other.  That would be like playing chess against yourself!

Of course, I'm just speculating, since Imnotmal, new guy to the forums and all.

Indeed, Imnotmal.  Quite an astute observation.

I would definitely pay to see the yandonman and boggz show.  Maybe both of them can be on a commentary together.

Unless of course they're the same people as well.  Which would be interesting, considering yandon has commented on games boggz has played on.  Hmmmm.....That might account for boggz doing so well.  Maybe the hamster was just misdirection...hmmm....

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 1:32 am

Oh, and inside sources also tell me the Photonic Cannon will make an introduction sometime soon

HEY!!!  I already added that to my Enterprise-D!!! I cry hearsey!! >:(

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 1:55 am

Fuck all of you for doing what I KNEW you'd do on April 1st.

  Especially YOU, Mal and Dominus.  You guys should learn from ImnotMal and NotDominus ... at least THEY have some moral standards.


If I could pee in your coffee and say "April Fool's!"  I would. 

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 2:55 am

And that is why i dont drink coffee

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 3:15 am

april fools day is the best

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 3:24 am

Why does everyone keep saying its Mal.  I thought it was NotDominus

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 3:28 am

I'm completely innocent, is all I have to say.

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 3:32 am

notMal and notDom i am confused

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 4:11 am

I'm completely innocent, is all I have to say.

Yeah cause Mal is a Great Guy

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 8:34 am

What is the big deal about Chuck Norris?  He got his ass kicked on that Texas show more times than I ever watched it.  It was like, he always won in the end, but he did it by waiting for his enemies to die of old age, while he recuperated in the hospital from when they worked him over at the beginning of EVERY episode. 

I think.

What was that show about?

And, if he's so great now, how come nobody hires him for work?  Mr-effin'-T has gotten more airtime than Chuck over the last ten years, and a lot of that comes the two commercials he did.

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 7:20 pm

New Fed Avatar: Omegusus Prime
Unlocks:
- Omega Sovy:
Offense: ∞[sup]2[/sup]
Defense: ∞[sup]∞[/sup] (Yeah... infinity to the power of infinity)
System: ∞

Weapons:
Omega Phaser: Pwns anything that isn't an omega anything instantly with powerful beam.
Omega Torpedo Barrage: A constant rain of mini omega particles able to attack up to 50 targets.

Defensive Abilities:
Omega Shield: Makes this invincible to all non-omega weapons.
Wrath of Q: Makes this ship soo fearful even Chuck Norris will wet himself when he sees it.

- Omega Starbase:
Offense: Unknown
Defense: Unknown
System: Unknown

Weapons:
Plasma Rain: Give em so much plasma down them throats that they will drown in it! HAHAHA! >:D

Defensive Abilities:
True Infinity: Even an omega particle based weapon would only deal 1 pt of damage per hit. No one knows why.

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 9:37 pm

i know you were trying to be funny gamer, but part of me believes u actually want that. also some of the characters u used arent on my comp lol

posted on April 2nd, 2010, 9:42 pm

CHUCK NORRIS woooo, cant wait for 3.1.2, fleet ops, chuck norris edition.

I'd like to see a 500 year old chuck norris attempt a karate kick

The osama avatar is a bit distasteful

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posted on April 2nd, 2010, 9:59 pm

Last edited by funnystuffpictures on April 2nd, 2010, 10:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.

New Fed Avatar: Omegusus Prime
Unlocks:
- Omega Sovy:
Offense: ∞[sup]2[/sup]
Defense: ∞[sup]∞[/sup] (Yeah... infinity to the power of infinity)
System: ∞

Weapons:
Omega Phaser: Pwns anything that isn't an omega anything instantly with powerful beam.
Omega Torpedo Barrage: A constant rain of mini omega particles able to attack up to 50 targets.

Defensive Abilities:
Omega Shield: Makes this invincible to all non-omega weapons.
Wrath of Q: Makes this ship soo fearful even Chuck Norris will wet himself when he sees it.

- Omega Starbase:
Offense: Unknown
Defense: Unknown
System: Unknown

Weapons:
Plasma Rain: Give em so much plasma down them throats that they will drown in it! HAHAHA! >:D

Defensive Abilities:
True Infinity: Even an omega particle based weapon would only deal 1 pt of damage per hit. No one knows why.

So Feds still own all.

I'd like to see a 500 year old chuck norris attempt a karate kick

The osama avatar is a bit distasteful

Hehe... I think its perfect for the new Dominion Kamikaze Dreadknaught.